1. Pick 10 friends.2. Then go to this website: [link]3. Type in the username of your friend and choose the gender, then click 'random fact'4. Copy what comes up and paste it in this journal.5. Continue this for the rest of your list.
Fluffy never goes to the dentist because her teeth are unbreakable. Her enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Only Yumi can prevent forest fires.
Sparky cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Sparky says.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that SparkPlug didn't kill you in your sleep.
WAIT WHAT ^
The last digit of pi is WorldWideImage. He is the end of all things.
Rin enjoys a good practical joke. Her favorite is where she removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then she cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting her on her balloon animal.
There�s an order to the universe: space, time, Redichu.... Just kidding, Redichu is first.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chell out. It failed miserably.
Tzik describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
- Indie Tides
The speed of light was instituted because Indie Tides didn't want get winded outrunning it. Indie Tides hates to sweat.